1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,080 [folk music] 2 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:06,080 ♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪ 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:11,600 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me, ♪ 4 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:17,440 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands, ♪ 5 00:00:18,320 --> 00:00:23,320 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing. ♪ 6 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:30,920 ♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪ 7 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:37,280 ♪ He's there watching for me. ♪ 8 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:38,440 [Carol] All right Tom. 9 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:41,000 Morning Mrs. Porter. 10 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,640 Oh, thanks Tom. 11 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:43,920 We've just arrived. 12 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:50,080 No, we're going to the Sea Life Centre. 13 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:56,920 We've just had a cup of tea, a cup of tea. 14 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,640 What time you picking us up? 15 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:02,800 Six o'clock. 16 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:05,160 Six o'clock. 17 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:08,280 [Woman] What time is he picking us up? 18 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:11,480 Six o'clock. 19 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:13,080 What time is he picking us up? 20 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:16,520 Six o'clock. 21 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,240 [Carol] Enjoy your day. 22 00:01:20,240 --> 00:01:22,080 Thank you, bye. 23 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,200 What time is he picking us up? 24 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,720 Six o'clock. 25 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,280 Bloody grockles. 26 00:01:26,280 --> 00:01:28,040 Mother. Don't knock 'em. 27 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,520 They're our bread and butter. 28 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,720 Carol. Carol? 29 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:36,040 Carol! 30 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,920 Yes mum. 31 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:40,840 They're giving away copies of the Cliff Richard calendar 32 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:43,200 if you collect five coupons. 33 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,800 Hang on I'll get the scissors. 34 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:47,640 [Mum] Cliff on a calender. 35 00:01:47,640 --> 00:01:49,200 Hiya Frank. 36 00:01:49,200 --> 00:01:51,520 [Sarah] Lapsang souchong. 37 00:01:51,520 --> 00:01:52,560 [Carol] It's posh tea. 38 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,160 I know, but why are you selling it? 39 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,280 We're appealing to a wider clientele. 40 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,560 [Mary] Tastes like mud. 41 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,040 Oh, mother you've never tried it. 42 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:01,320 No, but that hippie at club drinks it 43 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,080 and her breath smells like damp soil. 44 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,840 Well I think it looks classy. 45 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:10,000 Hello Stan. 46 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:13,800 [laughs] 47 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:15,360 Talk of the devil. 48 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,760 Hello Chloe love. 49 00:02:16,760 --> 00:02:19,320 No thanks Carol, Dad says he'll be round in a bit. 50 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,600 Mary, I've got the dentist on Thursday 51 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,600 so I'll have to set your hair Friday. 52 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:22,560 Okay. 53 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,400 All right, Skittler? 54 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,240 [Sarah] What are you doing? 55 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,080 Pound shop Pam's dirty roots. 56 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,120 You want to try a lapsang souchong Chloe? 57 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:28,280 I'd rather eat my own sick. 58 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:29,760 Do you want to come for a jog in a bit? 59 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,760 I'd rather get your sick. 60 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:31,600 [Sarah] Is that a yes? 61 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:32,440 No, laters. 62 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,280 Laters. 63 00:02:35,400 --> 00:02:37,360 Talk of the devil morning Jack. 64 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:38,200 All right my lovers. 65 00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,440 [Sarah] Morning Mr. Dobson. 66 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:40,400 Sarah. 67 00:02:40,400 --> 00:02:41,520 How's it hanging Jack? 68 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,520 Long and strong Mary, long and strong. 69 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,120 Ooh, Carol. 70 00:02:48,120 --> 00:02:49,560 Look at this new menu. 71 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:52,040 Exclusive new menu Jack. 72 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,800 Chair late. 73 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:54,640 What's that? 74 00:02:54,640 --> 00:02:55,520 Chai latte. 75 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:57,320 It's Indian Mr. Dobson. 76 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:00,320 Indian? No, it go right through me. 77 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:02,680 I'll just have the usual please Carol, to take away. 78 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:03,840 Oh you not stopping? 79 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,000 No, we got bridge. 80 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:09,320 See-a-ba-- 81 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,080 Ciabatta, Jack. 82 00:03:12,280 --> 00:03:14,040 Ciabatta, what's ciabatta? 83 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,200 Nothing. What's ciabatta with you? 84 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:18,280 [laughs] 85 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,240 [vehicle beeping] 86 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,240 Jack, stop faffing, Gavin's holding the bus. 87 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,040 If you miss it you'll have to go round. 88 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,840 It comes into that crossing again there. 89 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:31,960 I've heard. 90 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:33,120 It's criminal, Jack. 91 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:34,080 Yeah all right. 92 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,680 I'm coming, I'm coming. 93 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:36,760 Bye-bye girls. 94 00:03:36,760 --> 00:03:38,120 Bye Mr. Dobson. 95 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:38,960 Bye Jack. 96 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,600 [laughs] 97 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:46,960 I think someone's got a soft spot for you nan. 98 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,360 He should try that Viagra then. 99 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,680 Nan! 100 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:52,080 [Carol] Mother. 101 00:03:54,120 --> 00:03:57,040 [guitar music] 102 00:03:57,040 --> 00:03:58,280 Yeah mate, I appreciate that, 103 00:03:58,280 --> 00:03:59,440 but I've been in London all week 104 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,800 and I haven't had a chance to move her stuff out yet. 105 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:03,480 Well, can you at least wait till next week 106 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,280 before you start showing people round? 107 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:07,960 Okay. No problem. 108 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,040 Thanks for nothing. 109 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:11,880 [glass smashing] 110 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:13,520 All right Susan you finish your porridge 111 00:04:13,520 --> 00:04:15,240 and I'll be back in five minutes. 112 00:04:15,240 --> 00:04:17,760 [shouting] 113 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:18,640 All right? 114 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:19,880 I am, are you? 115 00:04:19,880 --> 00:04:21,920 [glass smashing] 116 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:23,160 Yeah, there goes the porridge. 117 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:24,240 All right Pauline? 118 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:25,240 How's the move going? 119 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:26,160 It's not really 120 00:04:26,160 --> 00:04:27,880 We went on the donkeys. 121 00:04:28,720 --> 00:04:29,920 [phone rings] 122 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:32,520 I remember when your dad used to take you 123 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,920 on the donkeys. 124 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:35,440 What's that mum? 125 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,520 Did we leave the oven on? 126 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,000 Sorry mate. 127 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:41,760 Dave? Hi yeah, can I call you back? 128 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,960 How long have you got? 129 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:45,800 Come on Pauline. 130 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,040 Let's get you a cup of tea. 131 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:47,840 Thanks mate. 132 00:04:47,840 --> 00:04:49,040 That's no problem. 133 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,920 Let me know if you need a hand moving her stuff. 134 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,720 I don't suppose you're free tonight? 135 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,160 Oh, I can't tonight's pub quiz. 136 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,360 Do you want to come? 137 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,160 No, thanks. 138 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:57,680 Not really a pub quiz kind of guy. 139 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:58,960 All right laters. 140 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:01,040 [Shouting Woman] Richard. 141 00:05:01,040 --> 00:05:02,280 Babe, I'm all yours. 142 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:04,920 [Shouting Woman] I'm ready for my breakfast now. 143 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,120 Hello, hello. 144 00:05:06,120 --> 00:05:07,600 [Shouting Woman] I like porridge. 145 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:12,000 I was only messing with you, Richard where's my porridge? 146 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,080 Hello, hello? 147 00:05:14,200 --> 00:05:16,760 [guitar music] 148 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:19,040 [Sarah] All right Miss Kylie. 149 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:20,560 [Brenda] Hello Sarah, you're mum about? 150 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,280 [Sarah] She's a bit busy at the moment. 151 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,200 Can I help you? 152 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:25,120 Just black coffee please, take away. 153 00:05:26,040 --> 00:05:27,160 New menu. 154 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,760 Oh, I know, mum's trying to move with the times. 155 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:31,320 She'll have a job round here. 156 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,560 Where there's a will Miss Kylie. 157 00:05:33,560 --> 00:05:36,240 That was a tough one Carol. 158 00:05:36,240 --> 00:05:37,320 [Carol] Yes, mother. 159 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,240 Made a right mess. 160 00:05:39,240 --> 00:05:40,720 [Carol] Well if you didn't hover, 161 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:42,400 it wouldn't splash, would it? 162 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:46,960 I've told you I'm not putting my bottom on that seat. 163 00:05:46,960 --> 00:05:49,400 Oh, talk of the devil. 164 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,400 Hello, Brenda. 165 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:52,160 Hello, Carol. 166 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:53,480 You being served? 167 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:54,600 Yes. Thanks. 168 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:56,160 New menu looks good. 169 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,920 Exclusive new menu. 170 00:05:57,920 --> 00:06:00,320 You want to try a lapsang souchong? 171 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:01,480 No, thanks. 172 00:06:01,480 --> 00:06:03,760 Hi Carol, any leftovers? 173 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,800 End of the day, Frank, end of the day. 174 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:07,120 Mind your lace. 175 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,680 Cheers Carol. 176 00:06:08,680 --> 00:06:10,400 And we think we've got it tough. 177 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:14,320 We missed you at the town planning meeting Carol. 178 00:06:14,320 --> 00:06:16,960 Oh, yes, of course. 179 00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,720 Sorry. I got caught up. 180 00:06:18,720 --> 00:06:19,520 Was it good? 181 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,560 Oh, they got some really progressive ideas for this area. 182 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:24,320 Over my dead body. 183 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:27,360 I'd like to talk to you about it sometime. 184 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,560 It really could be of interest to you. 185 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,520 Yeah. Okay. 186 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,920 Maybe when I'm not so busy. 187 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,000 New menu going down well then? 188 00:06:41,000 --> 00:06:43,360 Oh, where there's a will Brenda. 189 00:06:43,360 --> 00:06:44,200 Good for you. 190 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,560 Like my dad always said, the oak sleeps in the acorn. 191 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:52,080 My dad always said don't play leap frog with a unicorn. 192 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:54,760 [laughs] 193 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:58,080 Okay. Well, better be off. 194 00:06:58,080 --> 00:06:58,920 Thanks for this. 195 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:00,160 No problem. 196 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,360 Bye all. 197 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:02,200 Bye Brenda. 198 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:06,000 Toilet paper. 199 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,920 We need more toilet for the toilet paper. 200 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:08,760 Okay. 201 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:12,760 Oh talk of the devil, morning Richard. 202 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:14,040 Yeah not bad thanks. All right? 203 00:07:14,040 --> 00:07:14,880 All right? 204 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:15,680 All right. 205 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:16,640 You want to try something off our 206 00:07:16,640 --> 00:07:18,440 exclusive new menu Richard? 207 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:20,080 No just a take away tea please Carol? 208 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,080 Well you haven't looked yet. 209 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,480 No just a take away tea please Carol? 210 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:24,040 What about a lapsang souchong? 211 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:24,880 No thanks. 212 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:25,680 Its a posh tea. 213 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:26,520 No thanks. 214 00:07:26,520 --> 00:07:27,360 Why not? 215 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:28,200 I don't like it. 216 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,400 -Well you've not tried it. -Nah. 217 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:30,240 -Live a little. -No thanks. 218 00:07:30,240 --> 00:07:31,240 Why not? 219 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:34,360 Just a take away tea please Carol? 220 00:07:34,360 --> 00:07:36,400 Oh, try a lapsang souchong. 221 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:38,240 Mum, he just wants a tea. 222 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:40,600 To take away tea please Carol? 223 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:41,680 You lot. 224 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,720 No sense of adventure. 225 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,080 Nice helmet. 226 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:56,280 Oh, I forgot I had it on. 227 00:07:58,120 --> 00:07:59,040 What's going on? 228 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:01,880 Not much. 229 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,240 Got buy a cake for David's leaving do 230 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,400 but other than that, no. 231 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:09,440 -Oh, nice one. -What? 232 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,200 Halford's sale, chamois leathers and de-icer, 233 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,000 two for the price of one, bonus. 234 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,240 You got your car then? 235 00:08:14,240 --> 00:08:15,360 No, just stocking up. 236 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:17,520 Good one. 237 00:08:17,520 --> 00:08:21,080 There's your boring stuck in your ways tea Richard. 238 00:08:21,080 --> 00:08:21,920 Cheers Carol. 239 00:08:23,400 --> 00:08:24,240 What you doing? 240 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:26,040 The eternal question Richard. 241 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:31,040 An agent in Bristol wants to see another story. 242 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,640 Well that's good innit? 243 00:08:32,640 --> 00:08:34,000 What's it about? 244 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:38,200 So far, a Brummie grockle 245 00:08:38,200 --> 00:08:42,280 being terrorised by Cliff Richard on Viagra. 246 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,240 Sounds great. 247 00:08:44,240 --> 00:08:46,320 It's a children's story. 248 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,920 I'd read it. 249 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:48,720 Thanks. 250 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:52,880 Do you want a drink before tonight? 251 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:54,160 What's tonight? 252 00:08:54,160 --> 00:08:55,000 Quiz night. 253 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Oh, flipping heck I totally forgot. 254 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:59,920 I need to get this done now. 255 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:01,680 You're allowed a night off Sarah. 256 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:05,000 Yes, I know, but I need to get this written 257 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,080 and sent by tomorrow. 258 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:07,920 Do you mind? 259 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:09,200 No. No, of course. 260 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:10,240 It's important. 261 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,720 I'll totally come if I get this done. 262 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:13,560 No, no, it's cool. 263 00:09:15,200 --> 00:09:16,600 I'm walking the dog on a beach at six tho. 264 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:18,120 If you fancy a break? 265 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:20,120 Okay. Maybe. 266 00:09:23,120 --> 00:09:24,120 Okay. Laters. 267 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:26,720 Laters. 268 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:27,560 Laters. 269 00:09:27,560 --> 00:09:28,640 Bye Richard. 270 00:09:28,640 --> 00:09:29,480 Bye Richard. 271 00:09:42,240 --> 00:09:43,800 Yes? 272 00:09:43,800 --> 00:09:45,040 I'm not saying anything. 273 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:46,640 That makes a change. 274 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,440 Just you be careful Sarah. 275 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,200 [Sarah] About what? 276 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:51,640 Knocking a gift horse in the face. 277 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,480 What? 278 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:53,840 That's all I'm gonna say. 279 00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:57,440 But pride goes before a what's her name, Sarah. 280 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:58,760 Again, what? 281 00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,280 That's all I'm going to say. 282 00:10:00,280 --> 00:10:02,200 Is that all you're going to say? 283 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,000 That's all I'm going to say. 284 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:09,200 [Mary] Fall. 285 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,880 What's that Nan? 286 00:10:10,880 --> 00:10:12,520 Pride goes before a fall. 287 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,520 Yeah. Thanks nan. 288 00:10:21,120 --> 00:10:23,560 [folk music] 289 00:11:31,640 --> 00:11:33,520 I still play a little piano. 290 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:34,760 About this big. 291 00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:37,640 I'm joking of course. 292 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,040 [laughs] 293 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:42,520 So do you teach guitar or just play? 294 00:11:42,520 --> 00:11:44,440 -Oh no, I teach. -Yeah? 295 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:45,600 On Tuesdays. 296 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:47,360 I always wanted to learn. 297 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:49,320 Oh yeah? You should. 298 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:50,160 -Yeah? -Yeah. 299 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,560 There's loads of teach yourself videos on YouTube. 300 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:59,480 Oh, I should get back. 301 00:12:01,960 --> 00:12:03,000 See you. 302 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,040 -Okay. -Bye. 303 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:04,880 Laters. 304 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:09,080 [folk music] 305 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,200 What a mess. 306 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,520 What are you doing? 307 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:09,920 Sarah is trying to kill me. 308 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:13,160 I need a cigarette. 309 00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,320 Are you a smurf? 310 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,840 -Avatar. -Course. 311 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,480 What time are we meeting up tonight? 312 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,880 Seven at the cafe. 313 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:36,040 Oh, I can't come. 314 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:36,880 Why not? 315 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,200 I've got work to do. 316 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:40,960 Shut up. We're already two men down. 317 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:42,360 And if I don't beat the netball team 318 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:44,520 I'll literally kill myself. 319 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,680 And then you. Okay. 320 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:51,320 You could ask Ava. 321 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:54,000 No, she wouldn't understand the questions. 322 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,040 She speaks better English than you. 323 00:13:56,040 --> 00:13:57,440 Whatevs. 324 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,040 Exactly. 325 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:01,840 You do know that sex is better for you than jogging. 326 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:04,440 Is it? 327 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:06,080 Easier on the knees. 328 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:08,240 But that depends what position you're in. 329 00:14:09,120 --> 00:14:10,880 How long has it been? 330 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:11,720 Not that long. 331 00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,160 That means ages. 332 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:14,000 No, it doesn't. 333 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,320 Use it or lose it sister. 334 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,440 Thanks sister. 335 00:14:19,120 --> 00:14:21,600 Is that true about sex being better for you than jogging? 336 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,240 That's what it says on Google. 337 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:26,280 Then I must be well fit. 338 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,600 Get in. 339 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,120 [Carol] I just worry about her Stan. 340 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,800 I know love, that's your job. 341 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:37,760 She's just finding her feet again that's all. 342 00:14:39,640 --> 00:14:40,520 We've all been there haven't we? 343 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:41,560 And back again. 344 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,320 Brenda Kylie was in earlier. 345 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,920 Oh yeah, what she want? 346 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,320 Black coffee. 347 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,880 But I'm sure she was sniffing about. 348 00:14:50,880 --> 00:14:52,320 You know what she's like, 349 00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:55,240 she'll be trying to expand her empire. 350 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:56,080 She won't tho will she? 351 00:14:56,080 --> 00:14:58,320 Not if we have anything to do with it. 352 00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:03,520 Now get them cuttings into water Carol Porter. 353 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,360 Oh. Stan you're a poet 354 00:15:05,360 --> 00:15:07,200 and you didn't realise it. 355 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:15,880 OMG look what the tide dragged in. 356 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,680 Maybe he can sort out your dry patch. 357 00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:18,920 Don't say dry patch. 358 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:20,400 All right captain mysterious? 359 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:21,240 Hello? 360 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,720 Want to be on our quiz team later? 361 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:23,800 Oh, 362 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:24,960 What's the hesitation? 363 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:25,920 No, no hesitation. 364 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:26,760 We're not good enough for you now. 365 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:27,920 It's not that. 366 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:28,960 You embarrassed by us? 367 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,800 Absolutely not. 368 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:30,600 You think you're too good 369 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:32,080 for us because you moved to London? 370 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,600 What? No, not at all. 371 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:34,640 Only joking John. 372 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,040 I don't give a shit. 373 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,000 Are you in or are you out? 374 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:39,800 I don't know, I'm not very good at quizzes. 375 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:41,400 Don't put yourself down John. 376 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,840 Do you know the name of Brad and Angelina's first child? 377 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:45,160 No. 378 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,240 Why not? 379 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,320 Do you know the name of the person 380 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:48,800 who invented the light bulb? 381 00:15:48,800 --> 00:15:50,400 Who cares? OMG? 382 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,760 Don't say OMG. 383 00:15:51,760 --> 00:15:52,760 Oh my day. 384 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,200 I left pound shop Pam under the heater. 385 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:55,840 She's gonna look like a traffic light. 386 00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:56,760 It's a pub quiz. 387 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:57,600 It's a pound a pint. 388 00:15:57,600 --> 00:15:59,520 Be there or be the biggest loser ever. 389 00:16:00,640 --> 00:16:05,640 Run Forrest run! 390 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,680 Right, well I better get back. 391 00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:14,560 Will you test me on my lines later? 392 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:15,800 Yeah. I bring them to the pub. 393 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,800 You in a play? 394 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,280 Romeo and Juliet, theatre in the hut. 395 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,960 Wicked, Who are you playing? 396 00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:22,320 The Chemist. 397 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:25,720 The Chemist, in Romeo and Juliet? 398 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:28,480 Yeah. It's meant to be Apothecary, 399 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,080 but Jeremy Gilbert can't say it. 400 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:36,160 Okay. Well time is money. 401 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,200 Laters. 402 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,000 Laters. 403 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,280 How's it going? 404 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,800 Yeah you know. Can't complain. 405 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,960 Really? 406 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,080 No. I want to complain about everything. 407 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,960 Know how you feel. 408 00:16:50,960 --> 00:16:54,560 Well, maybe what you need is the dragon pub quiz. 409 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:57,200 Yeah. Okay. 410 00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:59,040 Well, I'll have to see what mom's up to. 411 00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:00,320 Bring her along. 412 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,320 Yeah, yeah maybe. 413 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,280 Okay. Well it's up to you. 414 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,520 No, no. I'll be there. 415 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,760 -Okay. Great. -Great. 416 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:12,560 Great then. 417 00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:15,200 All right. 418 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:20,200 Well really is no way to do that like lady. 419 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:21,800 Looks all right to me. 420 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,560 -Smooth. -Smoother than you. 421 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:26,080 Laters. 422 00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:28,880 Hi. 423 00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:30,080 All right? 424 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,680 -All right? -Alright. 425 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:34,640 -Hi. -What's going on? 426 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:37,520 Nothing just, just jogging. 427 00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,960 See you tonite. 428 00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:39,960 Why what's tonite? 429 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:41,400 Pub quiz. 430 00:17:41,400 --> 00:17:42,680 What you coming now? 431 00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,080 Yeah. 432 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:44,880 What about your writing? 433 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,360 I'll finish it tomorrow. 434 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,720 See you later. 435 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:53,400 So you're coming now. 436 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,080 Yeah. Why not? 437 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,640 What about moving your mom's stuff? 438 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,760 I know, who'd have thought a pub quiz 439 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:59,560 would be more exciting. 440 00:17:59,560 --> 00:18:00,400 Yeah. Right. 441 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,720 All right well I better get back. 442 00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,280 Listen, thanks for not saying anything. 443 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:07,640 What about your girlfriend? 444 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,320 What? No, about my mum. 445 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,440 Well I'd lose my job if I did. 446 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,640 Ah, okay. 447 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,960 Well see you later. 448 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:21,160 Are you? 449 00:18:21,160 --> 00:18:22,000 I thought you. 450 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:22,840 We're both. 451 00:18:22,840 --> 00:18:23,680 Cool. So we'll just. 452 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:24,600 Yeah right. 453 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,960 Walk together. 454 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,120 [sea gulls chirping] 455 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,080 Laters. 456 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:35,360 Laters. 457 00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:38,920 Oh yeah. That is posh Carol. 458 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,440 Thank you Stanley. 459 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:43,000 We are going straight from pitch to profit. 460 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:48,320 Now, then how about a lovely little lapsang souchong? 461 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,920 Hmm. Steady on saucy. 462 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:50,880 Only just had my breakfast. 463 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:53,040 It's a posh tea. 464 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:55,320 Nah, just a builders for me love. 465 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,600 Stan you're just as boring as the rest of them. 466 00:18:58,600 --> 00:19:00,680 If it ain't broke Carol. 467 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:04,360 Rumpole of the Bailey, where did all these come from? 468 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,560 Oh, Kieron dropped them off for mum. 469 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:10,080 Love and Dr. Devin by Alan Titchmarsh. 470 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:13,200 Oh, Alan Titchmarsh. 471 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,880 Every housewife's favourite. 472 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:16,760 Him and Michael Bubbly. 473 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:20,280 Stan, look at these cuttings. 474 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:23,840 Freesias, from the Island of Good Hope. 475 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:27,080 Is there any other kind of hope Stanley? 476 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,240 Bob Hope. 477 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:29,080 [laughs] 478 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,600 He was a western lad. 479 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:32,640 His dad was a stone mason 480 00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:34,080 with my Cyril's dad. 481 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:35,400 [Stan] He never was. 482 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,280 [Mary] Yep, fact. 483 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,280 Good Hope. 484 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,840 Thanks Stan. 485 00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:45,280 [folk music] 486 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:06,000 [Stan] What you done with Paula Radcliffe? 487 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,880 She couldn't keep up Stan. 488 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,160 She didn't stop to squat did she? 489 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,080 Just the twice. 490 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:18,000 Okey-dokey. I got to see a man about a funeral wreath. 491 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:20,480 You fancy this quiz later, Carol? 492 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,280 Oh, I can't Stan. 493 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,760 I've got a lot to do today. 494 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,360 You're allowed a night off, mum. 495 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:31,280 I know, but I don't want to leave your nan. 496 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:32,160 [Mary] Why not? 497 00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:35,040 Well, you don't want to be sat in on your own, do you? 498 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,120 Yes, Carol. 499 00:20:36,120 --> 00:20:38,320 That's exactly what I want. 500 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,520 Leave me alone to enjoy my Rumpole. 501 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:45,080 Okey-dokey. No pressure. 502 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,560 Cause what's pressure for? 503 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,360 Pressure is for tyres. 504 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,720 Exactly, bang on, bye all. 505 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,960 Bye Stan. 506 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,200 What? 507 00:20:58,200 --> 00:20:59,480 I'm not saying anything. 508 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:01,280 About what? 509 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:03,120 Just you be careful mother. 510 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,240 What's that supposed to mean? 511 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,680 That's all I'm going to say. 512 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,640 What? 513 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,080 Pride goes before a what's the name? 514 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:09,920 What? 515 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:11,280 That's all I'm gonna say. 516 00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,840 Don't be ridiculous, Sarah. 517 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,840 That's all I'm going to say. 518 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:17,920 Fall. 519 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:19,320 What mum? 520 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,920 Fall Carol. 521 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:23,160 Pride goes before a fall. 522 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:25,040 Yes. Thank you, mother. 523 00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,720 I think it's going to take more 524 00:21:29,720 --> 00:21:32,680 than a new menu to change things around here. 525 00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:38,680 Frank I told you end of the day. 526 00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,680 No, that's all right, Carol. 527 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:44,880 I wanted a muffin and a lapsang souchong please? 528 00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:50,160 Oh Frank, I could kiss you. 529 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,560 End of the day Carol, end of the day. 530 00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:56,600 I'll do it. 531 00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,160 That's okay Frank. 532 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,080 I'll bring your tea out to you. 533 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:05,960 Thank Sarah. 534 00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:07,360 [folk music] 535 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:12,320 ♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪ 536 00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:17,320 ♪ Somewhere waiting for me, ♪ 537 00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:23,200 ♪ My lover stands on golden sands, ♪ 538 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:29,000 ♪ And watches the ships that go sailing. ♪ 539 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:36,640 ♪ Somewhere, beyond the sea, ♪ 540 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:43,000 ♪ He's there watching for me. ♪ 541 00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:49,280 ♪ If I could fly like birds on high, ♪ 542 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:54,640 ♪ Then straight to his arms, I'd go sailing. ♪